Facts. One-Liners & Cute Trivia
(updated: 14 March, 2003)
....comments about solar ovens, solar cooking and "NoGMO's.....where they come from, why its smart to use them and the cost of the alternatives we're already paying for at the behest of big business energy companies and chemical agribusiness
***the only oven you'll ever buy that will pay for itself (about 2 years)
***the only oven you never have to clean
***how smart is it to cook toxic foods in a healthy oven
***the only oven you'll ever own that can turn itself on and off without you or a timer.
***the healthiest possible thing you can do for healthier foods.
***can you take your kitchen stove camping?
***when the grid goes down...and as the people in the midwest
know...it will..
you're the only house on the block that'll still be cooking
***your way to go solar without an electrician, plummer, building inspector, carpenter or architect...today
***pretty cheap survival kit to have in your garage...pasteurizes water, sterilizes medical instruments, boils coffee, bakes dinner, heats rocks for a warm bed, dries clothes, bakes playdough and melts toy soldiers...and you don't even have to plug it in.
t***he only oven you'll ever consider as your children's play toy...that safe
***work fine winter or summer
***what are the chi energy considerations of cooking our food with combusted dinosaur poop and the gas from 30 million year old swamp muck?....while the sun is trying to bless us with cosmic energy for free
***not just an iron oven that came from another violent hole punched in the planet...but a piece of sculpture with hand crafted maple trip that just happens to cook your dinner.
***an oven that doesn't put natural gas fumes, carbon monoxide, carbondioxide into your home or green house gases from coal fired electric generation plants and endless miles of iron powerlines across our pristine lands
***the sun showers the exterior of every american home every day with 6 times the solar energy required to heat, cool, light and cook in it. How long will it take us to throw off the shackles of general electric, westinghouse, tristate and dmea and start using the only energy that comes from god...the sun...which by the way is the last thing they and their puppet George W. Bush want to see happen.
***the man who unilaterally decided (following prodigious campaign contributions to his presidency) that he knew enough about bio-technology, the structure of DNA, chi energy and GMO's to call the FDA and tell them not to research, regulate or talk about them lost the capacity to use his mind to Alzheimers disease(often linked to environmental toxins). The academic background he possessed substantiating his wisdom consisted of an acting career.
***an "evil doer" is someone who intentionally sabatoges solar energy for the sake of oil and profits....like George W. Bush.
***a "terrorist" is someone who destroys others property without consent...like TriState powerlines.
***this is where you start...solar cooking...the cheapest and easiest of the solar card deck...photovoltaic, solar hot water, passive solar design.
***96% of every kilowatt hour of electricity tristate, dmea, san miguel power sell you comes from coal.
***coal fired electric generation is the number one cause of global warming
***80% of TriState executives own stock in coal companies and consistently resist or sabatoge legitimate ramp up of renewable energy sources and distributed energy generation.
***Tristate's response to renewable energy alternatives is. "we just don't do that." Wonder why.
***Last year TriState schmoozed Denver Legislators and the Governor into removing the rights of your county commissioners to refuse one of their power lines....following protracted battles over unnecessary powerline extensitions in Montrose, Ouray and San Miguel Counties.
***As we speak TriState is schmoozing the US Congress and Bush administration to give them the right to condemn your back yard and build one of their tax-financed power lines without your consent or any governmental review or recourse....a power equivalent to or exceeding any governmental entity.
***Instead of the "Progressive Pricing" which is helping turn California's power crisis around...where energy hogs and wasters are penalized by higher power rates...DMEA continues its big business boosting insanity of charging you lower and lower rates the more power you consume. Is this the way out of global warming?.....not to mention the fact that they've put back in operation their price-supported sale of electric hot water heaters which make the company a killing and constitute one of the least energy efficient household appliances around.